Dawn Patrol: What parents are on because you wake up so damn early

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Ding: The soft “dented” spot on the top of your head. Don’t worry, it’ll fill in as you get older

 

Doggers: Baby shoes

 

Doosh: Your Dad if your Mom is always tired and crying

 

Dry Bag: Diaper

 

Duck Dive: Hiding in the bubbles of the bathtub so you don’t have to get out