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Fakie: When your parent slips in a bite of mushed veggies in between bites of mushed fruit
Getting Air: Burping
Hang Ten: Standing on the end of a coffee table
Moo Moo: Milk
Impact Zone: The entire changing table
Leash: If you have one, your parents probably watched “Home Alone” one too many times
Kelly: A completely bald baby
Outside: Where you can never go without supervision
Party Wave: Sleeping in your parent’s bed
Noodled: Exhausted “My grom just completely noodled in the middle of the store.”
Quiver: Your collection of toys (“Wow, you have a nice Quiver.”)
Ripping: Farting
Sand Box: The beach
Wave Pool: Toilet
Vans: Not the shoes. This is what your parents will be driving soon. The best you can hope for is a VW.
Tube Ride: Being born
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